This infographic makes me so glad that we came up with storage methods other than floppy disks. Imagine replacing your 2TB hard drive with 1,422,222 floppies. No thank you. [Curtiss Spontelli via fellow Gizmodian Kyle. Thanks dude!]
Is it too bad to say that I would actually like to live in a post-Apocalypse New York? I mean one without flesh-eating zombies or people killing each other for a bag of rotten Cheetos. One like this:
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Created by Studio Lindfors, these images show scenes of New York and Tokyo after massive floods caused by climate change. Never did the end of the world as we know it look so dreamy and romantic. I can only hope that Al Gore keeps flying around the world in his private jet, because I can’t wait to go down Broadway in a gondola, singing in the rain. [Studio Lindfors and Flickr via Bldgblog]
I know. I’m a total dork, but these Facebook status updates by Star Wars characters made me laugh this morning. Or maybe it’s just all that turkey fat and pumpkin pie bits affecting my neurotransmitters.
Check the rest at College Humor. [College Humor via Geeks Are Sexy]
Everyone knows a Quagmire or a Masuka that enjoys their gadgets as much as they enjoy themselves—or rather, they enjoy using their gadgets TO enjoy themselves. This is for them, or for you, if you’re buying under an alias.
Those of you who hate the gallery format can see it all on one page by clicking here. Oh, and basically everything in this post is NSFW.
The Fleshlight: There are many flavors to the Fleshlight—you can now even custom design it to your specifications—but the base idea remains constant through all of them. It’s a plastic flashlight you place your junk into. The sensation is halfway between your hand and a real person, which explains its popularity despite the extra preparation and cleanup. Your giftee will thank you for the experience, but curse you for the added work. $50-$90, depending on the type of Fleshlight and type of hole. [Review]
Form 2: For the ladies, you have the Form 2 from Jimmy Jane. It’s a palm-sized vibrator that Fleshbot claims is basically the best vibrator around. The semi-discrete bunny-shaped body means it’s up to your female (or male) loved one to figure out how they want to use it. $135. [JimmyJane]
FyreTV: The first set-top-box, all-in-one digital streaming solution to get porn from the internets onto a big-ass living room HDTV. It’s not free, but the amount of variety included beats having to haul over to the adult video store every time your friend needs a new title for his DVD player. $10 a month, plus more for more credits. [FyreTV; Review]
Real Touch: It’s like a Fleshlight that knows exactly what porn you’re watching, and moves exactly as the person onscreen does. Fleshbot’s review says it’s pretty darn good, but due to technical problems with Windows 7—damn you Microsoft!!!—we haven’t been able to test it out ourselves. We can say that it’s like putting a football-sized piece of plastic up to your groin, but since it doesn’t work yet, we can’t say much else. Oh, and there’s no Mac support. So make sure your recipient doesn’t have a Mac (or knows how to use boot camp). $200, plus more for more minutes. [Real Touch; Fleshbot Review]
The OhMiBod: Yeah, it’s the vibrator that works in sync with an iPod. This is the closest a person’s going to get to actually making love with an Apple device without sticking it inside themselves. Plus, they get to hear their own music while they pleasure themselves. So, double bonus for that Apple fan on your gift list. $130. [Babeland; Review]
Mini DisplayPort to HDMI Adapter: And what if a person wants to get their porn onto their TV while still taking advantage of all the free adult content out there? Easy: just hook up a Mac to a TV with an adapter. It’s easily cheaper than paying over and over for so-called premium content, seeing as any local BitTorrent site has lots of porn for your friend to slurp down. $70 [Kanex; Review]
Real Doll: It’s old, in internet years, but no company has quite managed to get their product to a stage to rival the Real Doll. Yeah, it’s a full body simulation of a woman, and it costs so much that it’s unlikely that you’re going to buy this for anyone but yourself. And even then, it’s super unlikely, thanks to the price. But it is the closest you’re going to get to being intimate with a robot in the next 10 years. $6000 [Real Doll]
Any iPhone porn app: Do you hate the person you’re giving this to? Are you trying to drum up business for local optometrists? There are plenty of better, and LARGER, porn opportunities than trying to squint at something on an iPhone. Not to mention that these apps are all super crappy anyway. [iPhone NSFW]
All Giz Wants is our annual round-up of favorite gift ideas, including amazing attainable objects and a few far-out fantasies. We’ll be popping guides catered to different interests several times per day for the next week, so keep checking back.
This chart of TiVo’s slipping subscriber numbers may be surprising, seeing as TiVo is the television recording device (and it’s so good), but it’s something we’ve seen coming for a while. We love you TiVo, but you’re fast becoming obsolete.
The typical TiVo user is a person who just wants their TV recordings to work, regardless of the monthly fee. They may or may not be tech savvy, but chances are TiVo was their first DVR—since we’ve found, anecdotally, people gravitate back to the first DVR interface they use. So why is their marketshare down to 2004 levels? The answer is simple: cheap DVRs from providers are eating TiVo from the low end, and everyone else can now use Windows 7 and a tuner to act as a DVR just fine.
Cheap DVRs from Comcast, or Time Warner or your satellite provider have gotten good—or rather, less shitty—enough to make them actually viable options for home recording. Even I couldn’t turn down only paying an extra $5 per month to have a recorder that works well enough to watch stuff with, even if you don’t have show recommendations, and fast forwarding barely functions well enough to stop where you want. But it’s $5. $5. Five. Dollars. And that’s without having to pay upfront for the box. You can rent three of these for the price of one TiVo subscription.
As for the big reason why you don’t need a TiVo anymore, in the future, you can thank Microsoft and Windows 7. Just take a look at that Windows 7 PC you have. Yeah, the one in your office. That can be your DVR. CableLabs finally took off their ridiculous OEM restriction on who can install CableCARD tuners—the device that actually takes a digital cable signal and turns it into something your computer can understand and record—so you can go and get one of these yourself for about $200. So for $200, with no future fees except for your normal cable bill, you can have yourself a home DVR that’s arguably as good as TiVo. And, much easier to expand and augment, both storage and functionality-wise, than a set top box.
And if you don’t want a computer in your living room (you need that thing in your office anyway), all you have to do is get an Xbox 360 and extend it. Multiple Xboxes mean streaming to multiple rooms, something that’s not even possible on a TiVo.
Of course there’s going to be a core group of TiVo users who really enjoy TiVo functionality, really appreciate their interface and can’t imagine using something else. But is that enough to sustain a business when so many other options are cheaper and just as good? The numbers say no.